So here's the thing: I used to have a "real job." You know, the kind with a 401(k), health insurance, and soul-crushing meetings about meetings.
Then one day, I looked at my sad desk plant (RIP, Gerald) and thought, "What if I just... sold plants instead?"
My family thinks I've lost it. My friends are concerned. My therapist is intrigued.
But here I am, living my best plant parent life in Miami, propagating Philodendrons at 2 AM and arguing with strangers on the internet about proper Monstera care.
Plot twist: I'm actually pretty good at this.
Every plant I sell comes with:
Welcome to my quarter-life crisis turned small business. Let's get you some plants. 🌿
Discover extraordinary tropical specimens you won't find at your local nursery. From variegated rarities to statement-making aroids—each plant is a conversation starter.
🌱 All plants are carefully inspected and packed with care. Local Miami pickup available.
Choose from our curated collection of rare houseplants.
Complete your purchase with credit card or PayPal.
We'll calculate exact shipping costs and provide options.
Your plant arrives safely with care instructions included.
"Beautiful plants, carefully packed. My Monstera arrived in perfect condition!"
"Great selection of rare plants. The care instructions were super helpful."
"Local pickup was easy and the plants are thriving. Highly recommend!"
Maybe! But that's okay—I've killed a few myself while learning. Each plant comes with care instructions that are actually helpful. Plus, I'm a DM away if you need plant therapy.
Rare plants take months or years to propagate. You're paying for the time, care, and expertise that went into growing these beauties.
Very carefully! Each plant is packed with bubble wrap, moisture retention, and heat packs in winter. They arrive looking great.
Yes! DM me on Instagram. If I have it, it's yours. If not, I can try to source it or propagate it for you.
Absolutely! Miami locals can skip shipping and pick up directly. DM me to arrange.
Yes! Plants make perfect gifts. I can include a gift note with your message.
Send me photos immediately. If shipping caused damage, we'll figure it out together. I stand by my plants and packing.
Absolutely! DM me on Instagram and I'll send you detailed photos from every angle.
I guarantee it'll arrive alive and healthy. After that, it's up to you and the care instructions provided!
Most aroids contain calcium oxalate crystals that are toxic to pets. Keep them out of reach of curious cats and dogs.
I ship within 2-3 business days. USPS Priority Mail takes 2-3 days. You'll receive tracking information.
Yes! I ship year-round with heat packs in winter. In extreme temperatures, I may delay shipping for plant safety.
Educational and entertaining facts about your favorite houseplants
Philodendrons, Monsteras, and Alocasias communicate through their leaves. Yellow leaves = overwatering. Brown tips = low humidity.
Most aroids contain calcium oxalate crystals. They won't kill you, but they'll make your mouth feel like it's on fire.
The name comes from Greek: philo (love) + dendron (tree). In nature, they climb trees.
Those iconic fenestrations help the plant survive hurricanes by letting wind pass through.
When they flower, some Alocasias smell like rotting meat to attract pollinating flies.
Guttation is when plants release water droplets from their leaves.
That stunning white/yellow variegation? It's a genetic defect preventing chlorophyll production.
"Bright indirect light" = near a window but not in direct sun. "Low light" = your plant will survive but won't thrive.
Phototropism makes plants lean toward light sources. Rotate your plants regularly.
Your Philodendrons and Monsteras are from rainforests. Miami is basically perfect for them.
Root rot from overwatering is the #1 plant killer. When in doubt, wait another day.
The NASA study everyone quotes? You'd need 10+ plants per square foot for meaningful air purification.
Questions about plants? Want to see more photos? Need care advice?